{"product_id":"tickle-me-not-forest-balm","title":"Tickle Me Not: Forest Balm","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTickle Me Not Balm\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Because some 'tickles' just aren’t funny\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Botanical Balm for Outdoor Enthusiasts (and Reluctant Bug Buffets)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMeet your new favorite forest companion: a skin-loving balm packed with wildcrafted plantain (hand-harvested in Kootenay meadows), grass-fed tallow, and an invigorating chorus of citronella, peppermint, lavender and eucalyptus essential oils. That vibrant green hue? Courtesy of Mother Nature herself – no dyes, just pure plant power.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It’s Become an Outdoor Essential\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhile we’d never claim this balm moonlights as a superhero (Health Canada says botanical balms can’t wear capes), here’s what real users report:\u003cbr\u003e• Gardeners adore the refreshing pick-me-up between weed-pulling battles\u003cbr\u003e• Hikers swear by its skin-nourishing magic on the trail\u003cbr\u003e• Parents love having a plant-based option for kiddos who attract attention from nature’s less charming citizens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eKey Ingredients (The A-Team of Outdoor Skincare)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌿\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eWild Plantain Oil\u003c\/b\u003e – The overachieving \"weed\" that soothes like a woodland whisper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌱\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eGrass-Fed Tallow\u003c\/b\u003e – Like a cozy sweater for your skin’s moisture barrier\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐝\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eBeeswax\u003c\/b\u003e – Nature’s original waterproofing system\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eEssential Oil Quartet\u003c\/b\u003e – Citronella, peppermint, lavender \u0026amp; eucalyptus singing in herbal harmony\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Use (With a Straight Face)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col type=\"1\" start=\"1\" style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eApply liberally to pulse points before venturing into \"tickle territory\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eReapply when your nose informs you the forest spa treatment has faded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFor best results: pair with long sleeves, a hat, and your most convincing \"I’m not a snack\" mantra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eImportant Sciencey Disclaimer (We Read the Fine Print So You Don’t Have To)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"This is a moisturizing balm, not a registered pest repellent. For areas where bugs mean business, Health Canada recommends using approved repellents. But we’ll always be here to nourish your skin and lift your spirits with our terrible tick puns.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReal Human Reviews\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I call it my ‘please-don’t-love-me’ balm – it’s become my summer staple!\"\u003c\/i\u003e – M.T. Nelson BC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"My kids think ‘tickle time’ means applying this before soccer practice. Parenting win!\"\u003c\/i\u003e – P.K., Kaslo BC\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kootenay Woman","offers":[{"title":"60ml","offer_id":45787886157877,"sku":"47520808075506","price":29.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"120ml (2-pack)","offer_id":45787886190645,"sku":"47520808108274","price":53.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"180ml (3-pack)","offer_id":45787886223413,"sku":"47520808141042","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4865\/3365\/files\/8190815174709-1.webp?v=1784729383","url":"https:\/\/www.ocanova.ca\/products\/tickle-me-not-forest-balm","provider":"Ocanova","version":"1.0","type":"link"}